Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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