is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I think I won the penis lottery.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
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I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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