I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
jump out the window naked night went bad
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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