i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
