like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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