ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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