But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
i would punch a child for taco bell
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
