Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I want to walk on stilts...naked
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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