I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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