Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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