Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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