Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Randomize
