remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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