idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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