I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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