Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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