I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
dude i'm inner monologue high
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Dear god my vagina.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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