If i come over, it means nothing
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
a search helicopter?!
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I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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