i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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