i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
