No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
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theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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