Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
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And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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