She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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