Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Randomize
