just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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