So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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