Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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