Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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