I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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