the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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