How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Randomize
