He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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