Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
ugly people sure do ruin things
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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