My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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