How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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