I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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