We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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