I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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