i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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