I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Enjoy the penises
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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