Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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