Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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