please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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