my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
