Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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