I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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