But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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