how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Randomize
