I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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