Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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