you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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