He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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