Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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