now i know why i became what i already was.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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