dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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