I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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