Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
